I have no idea what in the Hell you're blathering about. If you read the goddamned article, he generalizes the humanities. That's like reading a scathing Yelp

I have no idea what in the Hell you're blathering about. If you read the goddamned article, he generalizes the humanities. That's like reading a scathing Yelp review of a dodgy restaurant and saying "he hates food!" Your analogy is like doing meth in a bathtub with a small chimpanzee playing a xylophone to the tune of, "Pachelbel's Canon" while shoving a sharpened pencil into my urethra to wash away the pain of dealing with ridiculous comments on Hacker News.