An alien craft slips into orbit around the earth. They intend to invade earth, but they first want to know whether there's a point to conquering us. One of the

An alien craft slips into orbit around the earth. They intend to invade earth, but they first want to know whether there's a point to conquering us. One of the aliens picks up a Internet exchange on his superpowerful galactic cyber-terminal. He turns to his companion and says, "I don't know how to tell you this, but they're posting thousands of words discussing whether to use one or two spaces after a period." The ammonia drains from the other alien's face and he says, "Let's get out of here!" http://www.daviddarling.info/images/ammonia_cartoon.jpg http://www.daviddarling.info/images/ammonia_cartoon.jpg