I hate to admit it, but Google's omniscience as regards my personal life makes for some really damned relevant SERPs. I might be able to overlook that in order

I hate to admit it, but Google's omniscience as regards my personal life makes for some really damned relevant SERPs. I might be able to overlook that in order to guard my privacy, but I doubt my mom would. I simply can't see any Google competitor, let alone DDG, providing more relevant results without invading my privacy and, by extension, sharing everything about me with the USG. I wish it were otherwise, but I'm unfortunately convinced that we lost this one for all but a dedicated few a la FSF.