I say this with some trepidation, but I wouldn't hire myself. Every company I've ever worked for has wanted me to perform some specific task really well, and I

I say this with some trepidation, but I wouldn't hire myself. Every company I've ever worked for has wanted me to perform some specific task really well, and I have ended up working with the CEO to change things around, been offered an equity position, or have been fired. It's not that I'm against doing the work that I'm hired for, I just really suck at it. I try to shake things up - for better or for worse. The one time it was at a big company with 150+ employees that was definitely "for worse" - I didn't realize how strong politics and hierarchy could be and was fired pretty quickly for not doing my job and trying to do someone else's.