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Nice ideas, though I think java is sorely missed here,

• pohl 13y ago
  Rum & Coke: simple, gets the job done, and packed with regret.
  • cowls 13y ago
    I was hoping for coffee based :P
• cgh 13y ago
  Java's drink is surely the Bloody Mary, the world's most complex cocktail. A blunt and simple central ingredient (cheap vodka/Java the language) surrounded by an ornate spice rack's worth of ingredients and preparation. http://blogs.laweekly.com/squidink/2010/12/theres_got_to_be_a_morning_aft.php http://blogs.laweekly.com/squidink/2010/12/theres_got_to_be_...
• ingas 13y ago
  Ha! Do you really want a java cocktail? OK. Here is your java cocktail: 1. 50 mg of sand. Yes, you will never drink it, but it will gloriously creak on your teeth 2. Water. Put it as much as you can. If you're really into "hard staff" - use sea water. 3. Alcohol. In fact - you don't need this. But if you want - mix something. Anyway you don't have a lot of space to put a good portion of booze.