Yes, clearly it is the applicants who are fault here. What a nuisance they are. They just shouldn't apply to jobs so much. Maybe instead of trying to work they

Yes, clearly it is the applicants who are fault here. What a nuisance they are. They just shouldn't apply to jobs so much. Maybe instead of trying to work they could try doing something else, like just dying. I propose that candidates should purchase a big engagement ring for the company to prove their commitment. This will filter out the losers who don't really want the job. If the rock is big enough, they pass to the next phase, which is to fake an earth-shattering enthusiasm about how awesome the company and job are. If we are convinced that we are the best they ever had, then they can be allowed to solve our problems for us.