GOD: Thou shall not lie TSA: But the US Government says it's perfectly okay to lie! Besides, we killed you decades ago. GOD: Sorry, but I'm still the Boss whe

GOD: Thou shall not lie TSA: But the US Government says it's perfectly okay to lie! Besides, we killed you decades ago. GOD: Sorry, but I'm still the Boss whether you believe in me or not, and I'm not changing my mind on this one. Thou shall not lie.