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Wait, wait, don't tell me -- some people are gonna think that Apple's lost it's touch and $AAPL will plummet ("Gold? Plastic? Are you serious?"), some people ar
by jmduke 13y ago
Wait, wait, don't tell me -- some people are gonna think that Apple's lost it's touch and $AAPL will plummet ("Gold? Plastic? Are you serious?"), some people are going to think its an unparalleled technical achievement ("The 64bit processor solidifies Apple's position as the engineer of the greatest phones, let alone personal computers."), and everything sells like hotcakes regardless.
- snorkel 13y agoYou forgot to mention the discovery of an inexcusable bug that everyone howls about but doesn't dissuade their brand loyalty by even a little bit.
- jared314 13y agoI believe you have just summarized, at least, the next month of news stories from various sites designed to maximize ad revenue. I consider these announcements like miniature gold-rushes for the news sites and ad networks. Unfortunately, I have yet to think of a way to "sell shovels" to them.
- Apocryphon 13y agoCurate the few stories that have gold- real analysis, insight, and offer something new. Though that would be doing shoveling, yourself.
- jenius 13y agoI think the way to do it is to make a program the generates "controversial apple articles" through a little natural language processing and a bank of commonly-used vocabulary. It could totally be done, hah
- jared314 13y agoSimilar to the computer generated sports articles? [1] [1] http://www.nytimes.com/2011/09/11/business/computer-generated-articles-are-gaining-traction.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0 http://www.nytimes.com/2011/09/11/business/computer-generate...
- wiredfool 13y agoIt's an evolution. Looks like a good tock release. I predict DOOM in the stock markets.
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