Right now our office has two workstations, two desks, two chairs, a water filter (not cooler, only a filter, made of clay), paper, pens, two potted plants, and

Right now our office has two workstations, two desks, two chairs, a water filter (not cooler, only a filter, made of clay), paper, pens, two potted plants, and of course, all relevant cables. We don't even have a place to put a server... We already freak out enough fearing people will steal the workstations and test devices! (we are in Brazil, last year there was 20 mass robberies, 90 cops executed, several random murders, and 3 different incidents resulted into homeowners ending in hospital after being shot with military-grade rifles in common robberies)