I would've read the entire article if it weren't for the gimmicky bullshit of the background changing colors for no god damn reason. What, is this 1996? Are the

I would've read the entire article if it weren't for the gimmicky bullshit of the background changing colors for no god damn reason. What, is this 1996? Are there <blink> tags further down in the page? Save that shit for your wanna-be-geocities site.