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My favorites: 1. Self-proclaimed "visionary" seeks technical cofounder. 2. Blue Screen Of Death As A Service 3. "Node.js is a Ghetto" by Ryan Dahl and

• smoyer 13y ago
  How about: Obama – "The national technical debt is increasing at an alarming rate. We have to stop writing PHP."
  • vukmir 13y ago
    Not bad, but I think his hands are tied here. PHP is simply too big to fail. I expect a series of bailouts.
  • tripzilch 13y ago
    PHP is not a partisan issue. And they should stop painting it as such.
• toyg 13y ago
  BSOD as a service could actually be interesting, if you turn it around: a webservice to collect tracebacks and do interesting stuff with it, so that developers can quickly find bugs -- like Mozilla's feedback tool, but available to everyone. In fact, I bet something like that is already available and I just don't know it.
  • jared314 13y ago
    I would rather see a Green Screen of Death as-a-service. It would take your video, or web cam, and fill the background with some scary or apocalyptic scene.