Holy Grand Poobah! I was just about to go out for lunch. I don't think you're unique in your aversion to the knife (I know people who have risked serious long-

Holy Grand Poobah! I was just about to go out for lunch. I don't think you're unique in your aversion to the knife (I know people who have risked serious long-term health issues by avoiding surgery), but maybe not many people are weird enough to prefer the fecal enema.