I'm not sure I quite agree with you here. I nearly died laughing when I read this parody. Mostly because I was reading Marissa's post in my head and this parody

I'm not sure I quite agree with you here. I nearly died laughing when I read this parody. Mostly because I was reading Marissa's post in my head and this parody perfectly highlighted the pretentiousness of that post. (I'm still not sure what the point of replacing serifs with 'scallops' was)