For some reason the color gradients changed the intonation with which I read it--so the whole thing sounded, in my mind's ear, like an eighties valley girl, rep

For some reason the color gradients changed the intonation with which I read it--so the whole thing sounded, in my mind's ear, like an eighties valley girl, replete with uptalk, aka the "moronic interrogative."* "BeeLine Reader is an exciting new technology? That helps people read faster? On computers?" Maybe I'd get used to it. But if not, a 100x speed increase wouldn't be worth having that in my head. Like, all day? * http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_rising_terminal http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_rising_terminal