I had a high school principal who used to be an English teacher. He used to call school assemblies to get on stage (in the auditorium) and talk about how useles

I had a high school principal who used to be an English teacher. He used to call school assemblies to get on stage (in the auditorium) and talk about how useless math is. He would say "you're always trying to find x, I don't want to find x." This was the most useless school ever.