You know, there are dozens of free apps out there that accept an email address as input, and provide a MIME encoded UDID as output. I know it's a pain in the a

You know, there are dozens of free apps out there that accept an email address as input, and provide a MIME encoded UDID as output. I know it's a pain in the ass to buy an entire Apple computer just to develop for iOS, but crikey, why are you so angry about it?