Ask HN: I'm on my last dime in a country far way from home

I find myself unemployed and on my last dime in a foreign country (not US) - with no college degree, going back will make it harder to leave again or even find a job there. All I have now is 2 weeks stock of noodles and a computer. No cash, no credit card, no place to sleep next month. Selling everything I own. Rewind a couple of months ago: I quit my soul-crushing but well paying job confident I'll find a new gig in a matter of days. Job offers poured in and I was on top of the world, then something totally unexpected happened (totally out of my control) and I can't start a new job until that's fully sorted out, which might take a couple of months. I've been trying to freelance online but have had no success so far. I can't freelance in-land, that's too dangerous and might break employment law. What can I do to make some quick cash online? I'm a generalist web applications developer and I've done desktop applications in the past.