My roomate was just issued one of these "laptops." They weigh a ton, the keyboard doesn't work worth a damn, the trackpad is all but useless, and the wifi is fl

My roomate was just issued one of these "laptops." They weigh a ton, the keyboard doesn't work worth a damn, the trackpad is all but useless, and the wifi is flakey -- and it's brand new. Judging from its build quality, it's completely unintentional that this kind of leak was possible. It's obviously completely intentional that the laptop be put together with less aplomb than a speak 'n spell.