Direct quote from a friend: "First kid - food drops on the clean floor - burn the food sterilize the place. Second kid - food drops on the clean floor - wash i

Direct quote from a friend: "First kid - food drops on the clean floor - burn the food sterilize the place. Second kid - food drops on the clean floor - wash it and give it back to him. Third kid - she ate the cat's dinner? It's the cat's problem, not mine."