I used to work at a large telco in Australia, and one of the most infamous support tickets in the system had the summary "Bird attack at the Hellfire club". Th

I used to work at a large telco in Australia, and one of the most infamous support tickets in the system had the summary "Bird attack at the Hellfire club". The Hellfire club is a BDSM club in Melbourne, and apparently a bird had attacked the cabling leading into the building, bringing down the phone systems.