Frankly, I'm quite used to see this kind of trolling spam about Perl. You could answer by asking after specific problems with "Perl Best Practices" or what can

Frankly, I'm quite used to see this kind of trolling spam about Perl. You could answer by asking after specific problems with "Perl Best Practices" or what can top e.g. Moose, but language wars (+)? I AM able to grow a beard.... This group of scripting languages seems really similar in functionality and usability today (so if I change environment, I'd probably go functional). The large difference seems to be in the cultures around them... (+) I'm all for editor wars, of course! :-)