Interviewer: So why did you leave your last job? Da Vinci: Well, my boss was captured by the French. Interviewer: What!? Da Vinci: Uh ... What I mean is I wa

Interviewer: So why did you leave your last job? Da Vinci: Well, my boss was captured by the French. Interviewer: What!? Da Vinci: Uh ... What I mean is I was looking for new growth opportunities, and Venice is obviously the employer of choice in this industry.