RequestHN: Automatic Git Commit Names

I would love an extension to Git that takes commit hashes and generates / picks a random comical sentence-case name instead. E.g. 'commit b24068df769197804e4349230af84703be4ab699' might become 'commit FunkyYellowDonkey'. This would make it much easier for the end-user to quickly compare commit revisions. Does anyone know of a Git plugin that does this? I would write it myself when/if I have the time.