The people of Thailand didn't invent Thai, and it's unlikely that a handful of them could invent a new language and have it catch on within a few years. The an

The people of Thailand didn't invent Thai, and it's unlikely that a handful of them could invent a new language and have it catch on within a few years. The analogy doesn't quite hold. Switching sentence structure is more akin to switching paradigms, anyway. There are no strict comparison operators for less-than/greater-than. === acts fundamentally differently for objects than for everything else. Alas.