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That's not what I worry about. I worry that robots won't want to have sex with us.
by lutusp 13y ago
That's not what I worry about. I worry that robots won't want to have sex with us.
- marshray 13y agoOr by an off-by-one error in the programming they will want to too much, and skynet will evolve into a co-ed army of insatiable nymphomaniac terminators.
- dutchbrit 13y agoToo much?!???
- lutusp 13y ago> Or by an off-by-one error in the programming they will want to too much, and skynet will evolve into a co-ed army of insatiable nymphomaniac terminators. Oh my God, I think someone in Hollywood heard you. :)
- marshray 13y agoI reckon this could also be a key element in an awesome cyberwar thriller. [In cavernous command center. Yellow emergency lights spinning.] Dispassionate female announcer: "Online systems failing. Loss of firewall integrity in [three] minutes." General: Dammit! We're losing this cyber-battle. We have only one option left. Corporal! Prepare to initiate contingency plan...LITTLE BUNNY FOO FOO! Let me know if they need a creative consultant. :-)
- prawn 13y agoToo fast, without letting go. Friction burns, with actual flames. Who wouldn't be terrified of malfunctions!?
- marshray 13y ago"Hello, tech support hotline, how may I help you today?" [pause] "That's perfectly normal ma'am, lots of people smoke after sex." [hangs up]
- bostik 13y agoEven something as outlandish as that has been already envisioned by the extremely offensive Sexy Losers comic. This is potentially NSFW, so proceed with caution: http://sexylosers.com/199.html http://sexylosers.com/199.html (WARNING: If you browse any of the other comics in the archive, you will soon encounter 100% NSFW material.)
- johnfuller 13y agoRight, stay away from the "Bubba 2000" model unless you want to use him as an enforcer, twisted prank or house guardian. ETA: What? You find it annoying when my dog humps your leg? Just wait until you meet my robot.