there is a french proverb that goes like "with if, you can put paris in bottles" you can make anything happen in your imaginary 'if' world in this imaginary wo

there is a french proverb that goes like "with if, you can put paris in bottles" you can make anything happen in your imaginary 'if' world in this imaginary world, steve ballmer changed apple in my imaginary world, apple will change steve ballmer and ... well, you know how the rest of the story goes