Naw, it sucks up here in stumptown. Rains all the time. Can't find a decent pint of beer or cup of coffee to save your life. Place is full of hipsters -- have y

Naw, it sucks up here in stumptown. Rains all the time. Can't find a decent pint of beer or cup of coffee to save your life. Place is full of hipsters -- have you seen Portlandia? You wouldn't like it. Best stay away.