I tried to think of something to say, but all that came out is: Not even wrong. I really wish that it were somehow possible to force you to walk the walk and c

I tried to think of something to say, but all that came out is: Not even wrong. I really wish that it were somehow possible to force you to walk the walk and code only in assembler for the rest of your life. If all programming languages are truly equivalent, just why would this fate be so terrible?