In a small, secret room in the White House Obama: It would be great if I could actually live up to my promise about transparency, but the NSA knows about that

In a small, secret room in the White House Obama: It would be great if I could actually live up to my promise about transparency, but the NSA knows about that I affair I had last year. Adviser #1: What if we got someone to "leak" the information, and then just bumbled around like idiots trying to "catch" the guy? Adviser #2: Better make sure he is well taken care of, but by a country we can always blame. How about Russia? They owe us for those spies we caught and sent back to them a few years ago, and anyway Putin always wants to look like he is taking a stand against us. Adviser #1: Good idea! Let's find out which low-level guys at the NSA can be trusted to keep their mouths shut. Obama: I like it. I bet those Wikileaks assholes would gobble this crap up. Get Kerry on the line, tell him to get ready to look like a buffoon this summer...