Seed: You describe children as being “useless on purpose.” What do you mean by that? Obligatory Onion article: http://www.onion.demon.co.uk/theonion/other/bab

Seed: You describe children as being “useless on purpose.” What do you mean by that? Obligatory Onion article: http://www.onion.demon.co.uk/theonion/other/babies/stupidbabies.htm http://www.onion.demon.co.uk/theonion/other/babies/stupidbab... A surprising new study released Monday by UCLA's Institute For Child Development revealed that human babies, long thought by psychologists to be highly inquisitive and adaptable, are actually extraordinarily stupid.