I like this defense. "Your honor, I only stole 0.00000512% of this bank's money. I should get off with time served." "Your honor, I was only distributing 0.00

I like this defense. "Your honor, I only stole 0.00000512% of this bank's money. I should get off with time served." "Your honor, I was only distributing 0.00000125% of the city's weed. I should get off with time served." "Your honor, I only murdered 0.000000004695% of the population of the US. You look at a number in absolute terms that looks big, and when you look at it in relative terms, it looks a little different."