This is stunningly similar to the kind of scathing comebacks littering my 7th grade diary. Thankfully, when I was 11 we didn't publish our snarky takedowns onli

This is stunningly similar to the kind of scathing comebacks littering my 7th grade diary. Thankfully, when I was 11 we didn't publish our snarky takedowns online. This poor author will doubtless feel terrible when she grows up and looks back on the drivel that was published under her name.