If there's one thing I've learned from hard experience, it's "Put not your faith in stock options." I was granted them twice, and in neither instance did I act

If there's one thing I've learned from hard experience, it's "Put not your faith in stock options." I was granted them twice, and in neither instance did I actually see a dime from them. (In the first case, it was right in the middle of the Bubble, and by the time I left, they were so far underwater as to require a ROV to find. In the second case, I was laid off six months after joining the company...and on the Thursday before 9/11. Talk about lousy timing.)