Living in a country that's stuck on the end of an expensive and slow(ish) undersea cable for the past few years, sometimes my thoughts wander towards something

Living in a country that's stuck on the end of an expensive and slow(ish) undersea cable for the past few years, sometimes my thoughts wander towards something like this. Even just a service (US-based) that would download a set of files (HTTP, FTP, bittorrent), burn them to DVD, and post them via airmail would be pretty handy. Bonus points if there was a way to use airline passengers as your couriers, such that the total latency might only be ~24 hours. :)