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Give me a button that electrocutes the developer when I blame something and find out it's a rotten turd and I'll be happy :)
by harrytuttle 13y ago
Give me a button that electrocutes the developer when I blame something and find out it's a rotten turd and I'll be happy :)
- tricolon 13y agoThat's a good way to hurt yourself ;)
- harrytuttle 13y agoI religiously apologise to my team when I screw up :) Others do not, which is why they need some (electrically) induced motivation. Well played with the comment though :)
- rismay 13y agoEven better grab a random Linus response to Linux kernel commits and add it as a comment. Example: [GitUser], SHUT THE FUCK UP! It's a bug alright - in the [GitRepo]. How long have you been a maintainer? And you still haven't learnt the first rule of [GitRepo] maintenance? If a change results in user programs breaking, it's a bug in the [GitRepo]. We never EVER blame the user programs. How hard can this be to understand?
- harrytuttle 13y agoGood idea. Also comments from theo.c in mg: http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/cvsweb/src/usr.bin/mg/theo.c?rev=1.125;content-type=text%2Fplain http://www.openbsd.org/cgi-bin/cvsweb/src/usr.bin/mg/theo.c?... Scroll down a bit to the array...
- rismay 13y ago"We have two kinds of developers - those that deal with their own shit and those that deal with other people's shit.",