He didn't watch any of Rich Hickey's talks and thinks things like protocols multimethods are somehow kitchen-sink. OP clearly hasn't hacked on any Common Lisp

He didn't watch any of Rich Hickey's talks and thinks things like protocols multimethods are somehow kitchen-sink. OP clearly hasn't hacked on any Common Lisp written by a CLOS-maniac. Schemers break out in hives if they couldn't implement their own language on a raspberry pi in a single drunken bender.