Execs -> Obama "You said no one would find out about this shit if we played ball! WTF! We pay you assholes a lot of money!" Obama -> Execs "Relax, we have the

Execs -> Obama "You said no one would find out about this shit if we played ball! WTF! We pay you assholes a lot of money!" Obama -> Execs "Relax, we have the NSA working on Lavabit to get Snowden's emails right now. As soon as we have some truth to mix in with our lies we'll have him discredited with false allegations of CP or some other horse shit. The pleebs' short memories and NFL football will take care of the rest." Execs -> Obama "It had better or the Secret Service will fall asleep on the job one day." Obama -> Execs "Cocaine and hookers on me!"