This is a monumentally-stupid idea. Do you want people to actually use your app's functionality? If and when they start, and word spreads, Apple will delete yo

This is a monumentally-stupid idea. Do you want people to actually use your app's functionality? If and when they start, and word spreads, Apple will delete your app. Given their history, they might not even pay you what you're owed. All of your efforts will have been wasted.