Jaded libertarian here - I'm pretty sure the Supreme Court interprets the Constitution with the help of a Ouija board, a fifth of whisky, an intern dressed as l

Jaded libertarian here - I'm pretty sure the Supreme Court interprets the Constitution with the help of a Ouija board, a fifth of whisky, an intern dressed as lady liberty, cryptic signs hidden in the music of Katy Perry, and Alito's pair of lucky dice.