For jokes in this pattern, there's a somewhat more hard-coded twitter bot that I think does a better job: https://twitter.com/ilikelikeilike https://twitter.com

For jokes in this pattern, there's a somewhat more hard-coded twitter bot that I think does a better job: https://twitter.com/ilikelikeilike https://twitter.com/ilikelikeilike It does jokes of the form "I like my <noun1> like I like my <noun2>: <adj>, <adj>, [and not] <adj>". noun1 is taken from a hand-coded list (hookups, fellas, lovers, spouses, etc.). noun2 is chosen randomly. Then the adjectives are just the top three adjectives found preceding noun2 in a corpus. So for example, I like my men like I like my banking: inefficient, shadow, not shady. 'men' was chosen from the hard-coded list. 'banking' was just a random noun. "inefficient banking", "shadow banking", and "shady banking" are common phrases in the corpus, so those three adjectives were chosen.