Everyone thought water tasted like the most delicious fruit imaginable, the nectar of the gods, until some cynical profiteer busybody came around and told them

Everyone thought water tasted like the most delicious fruit imaginable, the nectar of the gods, until some cynical profiteer busybody came around and told them it was plain. Now we all believe it tastes plain because we've been drinking Coke for all our lives. I don't believe a word I just said, but a lot of people apparently will.