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http://www.oneweirdkerneltrick.com/ http://www.oneweirdkerneltrick.com/
by CGamesPlay 13y ago
http://www.oneweirdkerneltrick.com/ http://www.oneweirdkerneltrick.com/
- StavrosK 13y agoThat's amazing.
- patmcguire 13y agoOh my god, how deep are there fake links?
- aspensmonster 13y agoThey're this deep: http://www.oneweirdkerneltrick.com/polytope.pdf http://www.oneweirdkerneltrick.com/polytope.pdf >Abstract >Pyramid schemes are a well-known way of taking bundles of money from suckers. This paper is not about them. Although on first inspection, this paper sounds like it is about pyramid schemes, we promise that it is not. And a little further down... >1. Introduction and Related Work >This is not a pyramid scheme. This is an easy way for you to make money. It is not related to a pyramid scheme because it is a polytope scheme. For a comparison, please see Fig.2 >If you want guaranteed fi nancial freedom and personal fulfillment from algebraic geometry, sign up now to invest in our gift-giving invest- ment scheme. All laid out in beautifully typeset LaTeX. Brings a tear to my eye.
- Tloewald 13y agoThe paper is truly awesome and fractally hilarious. Thanks for the link.
- bravura 13y agoFound a typo: "You do not want to be pursuing some Ph.D. when all your friends are pouring crystal all over benjamins in the Cayman islands." "crystal" should by "Cristal", the much hyped bubbly in hip-hop lyrics.
- surement 13y agoIncredible; love the coupon at the end "Yes, I want stress-free personal financial freedom via Algebraic Geometry!!!"
- Natsu 13y agoHow deep? They go all the way down the rabbit hole, through Wonderland, have a tea party, and come back out again, my friend. Here's one of my favorites: ========== Cat Basis Purrsuit - http://www.oneweirdkerneltrick.com/catbasis.pdf http://www.oneweirdkerneltrick.com/catbasis.pdf Abstract Meow miao mew meow mew meow mew mew meow miao meow meow mew meow meow miau mew miao meeeow meow, miau meow miao mew meeeeow mew miao miao miao. Meow miao mew meow mew (MMM), meow miao mew meow mew meow, meow meow miao meow state-of-the-art meow meow.
- azmenthe 13y agoIt is my professional dream goal to submit to SIGBOVIK
- zem 13y agothat is brilliant. also, it looks like someone spent a surprising amount of time and trouble on it.
- dimatura 13y agoI made this! Please see the slides, they are more "up to date" than the respective papers.
- madiator 13y agoI saw it long back and had really enjoyed it! Yours is probably the only useful oneweirdx website..
- faddotio 13y agoYour site practically made me pee myself with laughter. You totally nailed the tone and presentation.
- binarysolo 13y agoThank you for making that beautiful site.
- surement 13y agoThank you. I don't remember the last time I laughed this hard. I particularly enjoyed your seminal work on the Kurse of Dimensionality, "stemming from a desire to have access to certain subspaces of (R-Q)^\infty without appearing on reality TV."
- iamthepieman 13y agoYES! I want guaranteed, risk free INCOME from Algebraic Geometry! This, this is lovely
- hrktb 13y agoWell done. I really wondered for 5 seconds if I was on a domain parking site judging from the design and stock photos.
- Groxx 13y agoThat is one of the funniest websites (and slides! I'm dying here!) I've seen in a long time. many many thanks for the link!