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"Elon Musks final invention will be a time machine. It will only work once before exploding. Before entering it, Elon will turn around and tell us he has done h

by speeq 13y ago

"Elon Musks final invention will be a time machine. It will only work once before exploding. Before entering it, Elon will turn around and tell us he has done his duty and given us many gifts, and now we must use those gifts to advance mankind. He hopes great things for us. We beg for him to stay and aid us further. He smiles sadly, He looks at us with his tired but happy eyes, shakes his head, and steps into the machine. He returns to an early 21st century earth...and begins his work once again. As it has always been, as it always shall be."

darxius 13y ago
That was beautiful.
chatmasta 13y ago
Did you just compare Elon Musk to Jesus?
- na85 13y ago
  Yes. Everyone knows that Jesus had a time machine and appeared in the early 21st century.
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deletes 13y ago
Since he would be rather old when going back in time, wouldn't he rather pass his knowledge to his younger self and then iterate the process to obtain the ultimate laws of the universe.
beagle3 13y ago
Reminds me of Silverberg's amazing short story "absolutely inflexible".
- wallflower 13y ago
  Excellent story. Thanks! http://www.sblib.com/book/silverberg-robert-absolutely-inflexible/ http://www.sblib.com/book/silverberg-robert-absolutely-infle...
theorique 13y ago
"Godspeed, Mr Elon. Godspeed."
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