Most of the time when people here denounce an article as substance-free drivel, I think they're being too critical and maybe a little arrogant. But this time,

Most of the time when people here denounce an article as substance-free drivel, I think they're being too critical and maybe a little arrogant. But this time, let me be the first to say outright: don't bother with this one. The triteness will make you sad.