For internet historians: This was originally posted on the Something Awful forums in 2002 by user Moonshine. Here are links to the original threads. Part 5: h

For internet historians: This was originally posted on the Something Awful forums in 2002 by user Moonshine. Here are links to the original threads. Part 5: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=332580 http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=332... Part 4: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=306921 http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=306... Part 3: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=260220 http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=260... Parts 2 and 1 are gone.