"Yes thank you for that haircut - hey if you don't mind, I'd like to sweep your entire floor for no particular reason, keeping the hair and do you happen to kno

"Yes thank you for that haircut - hey if you don't mind, I'd like to sweep your entire floor for no particular reason, keeping the hair and do you happen to know a store that sells... tools for... farming, like large knifes and chemicals in large quantities?"