Well Eastenders gets away with it by putting a helpline number at the end of the program with the text "If you've been affected by the issues in this program, c

Well Eastenders gets away with it by putting a helpline number at the end of the program with the text "If you've been affected by the issues in this program, contact 0845...". Perhaps they could do that with blue movies :) "If you've been fucked in the eyesocket"...