For anyone confused, this is a parody article. The main premise seems to be "What if we treated all plants the way we treat cannabis?" Nike ran a very similar

For anyone confused, this is a parody article. The main premise seems to be "What if we treated all plants the way we treat cannabis?" Nike ran a very similar campaign in the late 90's that asked a similar question: What if we treated all athletes the way we treat skateboarders? Running http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM8LZdDzs-8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM8LZdDzs-8 Tennis http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYYpcCDSMz0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYYpcCDSMz0 Golf http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHsemRRvVrM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHsemRRvVrM