As a Michael, that goes by Mike, I'm absolutely confident I speak for all Mikes when I say, "I absolutely hate and despise the name of this product and, should

As a Michael, that goes by Mike, I'm absolutely confident I speak for all Mikes when I say, "I absolutely hate and despise the name of this product and, should the sudden heat death of the universe strike during our lifetime, I hope you stub your toe while staring directly into the sun."