works in IT, would do more for someone who gives me donuts and makes me look good in front of my boss. The rest of you can queue and go through normal channels.

works in IT, would do more for someone who gives me donuts and makes me look good in front of my boss. The rest of you can queue and go through normal channels. Sorry, I'm a person, not a robot (who likes donuts and coffee if you can spare it). I do my job and do it damn well, but I'll make time for you if you treat me nicer. I might even work evenings and weekends, but that might require steak and beer.